"That doesn’t make sense. He doesn’t do puzzles. He isn’t complicated. He really doesn’t have the attention span."
"So, uh, who makes you smile? Or is nobody up for the job?"
"My brother. But he burnt to death a couple of hours ago, so he’s really letting me down today."
so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy
I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
this a lie
im literally dating this girl
this a lie
she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this
Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time Lord
*blames himself to get himself out of trouble*
love how some doctor who episodes have a canon lesbian couple who are present for the majority of an episode and together for much of it but still don’t pass the bechdel test. love it. love this a+ representation. love it so f uckin gmucch
get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite tv shows » doctor who
↳ The universe is big, it’s vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.
"never apply logic to Doctor Wh-"
nO MOTHERFUCKER I WANT A CERTAIN SOMEONE TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS SHITTY WRITING AND FOR TURNING MY FAVORITE SHOW INTO AN ILLOGICAL MASS FILLED WITH “IMPOSSIBLE GIRLS” AND “BLOCKBUSTER PLOTS”
If nine or ten showed up on my doorstep being hunted down by aliens with death guns I would defend them with my life but if eleven offered me a fucking lollipop I would be like
you are going to get me and my entire family killed
fuck the hell off